May 2011
3 posts
Maths puns are the first sine of madness.
March 2011
5 posts
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
3 posts
Thursday night.
Cherries, 30 Rock and no pants.
November 2010
122 posts
If gays are allowed to get married there WILL BE POLYGAMY EVERYWHERE!
If gays are allowed to get married and have children they will start having sex with their children.
If gays are allowed to get married and have children and pets they will eat their children while having sex with their pets.
If gays are allowed to get married and have children and and pets and a veggie garden they will eat their pets and children and have sex with their veggie patch.
If veggie patches are allowed to get married they will start eating humans.
And no-one will be able to say that God didn’t warn us.
eyeslikeegypt replied to your post: i wonder what it’s like to fuck jerry seinfeld lmao
I AM SERIOUS
“Death, with its ancestral weight of terrors, is merely the abandonment of an unserviceable shell at the time the spirit is reintegrated into the unified energy of the cosmos.”
—The stories of Eva Luna - Isabelle Allende pg 162
“Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George Lucas did to your childhood. Rape is not what happens when a sports team beats another sports team by a wide margin. Rape is not what happens when your electric bill is higher this month than it was last month. Rape is when a person violates another person in the most despicable, degrading way imaginable and among the myriad of terrible things humans can do to one another, rape is among the worst. I think the casual misappropriation of the concept of rape extending all the way to its widespread comical usage is disgusting even by Internet standards. Off my chest.”
—Jeffrey Rowland - Overcompensating (via kinelfire)
